Metrosexual is Dead. Here Comes the Spornosexual.

(NSFW) This new wave puts the “sexual” into metrosexuality. In fact, a new term is needed to describe them, these pumped-up offspring of those Ronaldo and Beckham lunch-box ads, where sport got into bed with porn while Mr Armani took pictures.

Let’s call them “spornosexuals”.

But unlike Beckham’s metrosexual ads of old, in which his attributes were possibly artificially enhanced, today’s spornosexuals have photoshopped themselves in real life. Think Towie’s Dan Osborne in a pair of glittery Speedos (and then have a lie down.)

Read more at the Telegraph

If anyone has trouble picturing Dan Osborne, look no further but down below. His sex symbol status shot to surface due to his appearance in UK Diving reality show, Splash. 


Isn’t it a natural progression? A Metrosexual, who obviously dresses well, needs a vessel that looks good while carrying the clothes. It is only natural now that they want to flaunt them. Besides, with more than a decade that men have crudely objectified women, I think it is more than fine that the ladies are now the ones taking the spectator seats.